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kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

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berdmn:

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

Cons to being gay: both you and your husband drown on the Titanic

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kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

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palemaniaback:

palemania.tumblr.con is my old blog

burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

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joshpeck:

i just want to be worshipped is that too much to ask for

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bestfriencl:

nogooddeedmovie:

Phone lines are cut. Knives are gone. What will she do? No Good Deed in theaters September 12.

idk maybe leave the house

dou-g:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving them money

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minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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degeneratus:

rip us last night

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

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