Lul wuht?

Getting hit by a train a few times sounds relieving.

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fuckmestupid:

Weeeeee loooooveeee firebaaaaallll

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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Mildly sexual blog ♥
simply-black-and-white:

Splash of Color

mistuhsunny:

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mistuhsunny:

im gonna raid my moms make up and make myself look pretty.

"mom, i need your eyeliner.  dont ask why."

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i feel like a princess. 

MY DAD JUST WALKED IN.  I HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM LOOK SO DISAPPOINTED. 

MY PARENTS WANT TO BRING ME INTO THE LIVING ROOM FOR A “FAMILY MEETING” FUCKFUCK

… they brought me in to inform me i looked very pretty.

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jerkidiot:

look what happened